How to be successful on Newgrounds

...Hell, I dunno. Don't ask me. Just make cartoons, I guess? Yeah, that must be it. Make cartoons.

Anyway, now that we all know how to be successful on Newgrounds, I want to shamelessly plug the Newgrounds 2009 Calendar. I wouldn't normally except this calendar is probably the best friggin calendar I've ever owned. I just got mine in the mail and it went straight up on my wall. It's beautifully printed and some of the artwork is really amazing. It just goes to show how talented some of the artists on Newgrounds are. And of course, I'm absolutely honored and thankful to have my crappy spherical-headed characters featured for the month of June. SO IF YOU HAVEN'T BOUGHT ONE ALREADY JEEZ WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR YOU UGLY WIERDO?

In case you need more convincing, (and why would you?) I've made a video review!

.
/* */
SO BUY THE DAMN CALENDAR ALREADY.

Hotdiggedydemon Related News: I've begun writing the third installment of the Jerry series. I'm not gunna reveal just yet when this one takes place in the timeline in context with the first two, but suffice to say I'm taking things in a bit of a different direction. It might be a while 'till it's out because I'm also working on other little goofy projects, some of which I'll probably be putting on the ol' internet.

And due to popular demand, this next installment will feature the return of fan-favorite, Jerry's Dad, although he'll be seen in a slightly different form.

How to be successful on Newgrounds

Comments

Log in to Comment

Fautzo 2008-11-24 01:24:14

I thought it was have big penis.

HotDiggedyDemon 2008-11-24 01:24:14

NOPE THATS JUST EGOFAPTOR

Alexander 2008-11-24 01:30:23

or post alot on the forums (like me :D)

Luis 2008-11-24 01:31:20

cant wait till ng starts selling 'max rules' doors.

Its funny seeing this youtube cause your jerry's dad character is permantently associated with your voice so the video was more like jerrys dad doing an impression of you presenting the calendar.

HotDiggedyDemon 2008-11-24 01:31:20

secretly I'm a cartoon character in real life

JakBaronKing 2008-11-24 01:35:32

But a Calander can only be used once per year.

But it does make a nice collector's item. And makes it significant to keep buying the next year's one (with a new contest).

It's great that you can purchase a calendar...but funds a little tight right now and I'll just have to wait till later.

"Great Job Getting Your Work On This Year's Calendar 2009"
______

-Seriously...Joan and Mark would make a great series. You've just gotta look at the whole "insect" bandits' with some imagination. But to each his own. I don't mean to be pushy with the idea...but when I see something that has potential...a whole bunch of ideas, stories, and memorable events just rushes through my mind continuously.

Even if your not going to continue Joan and Mark...don't give up on the idea or the memorable characters just yet. Put it away in your Vault for future projects.

Thanks again for reading my letters and making us laugh. We appreciate all your hard work.

Jaye19 2008-11-24 02:44:50

Yay nice way to be successful :D (:p)

6th-sage 2008-11-24 03:08:57

Lol - I'd like to see how your portrayal of how to be successful on newgrounds will be different from "How to Succeed on Newgrounds" Part 1 and 2.

And you apparently have a habit of making your characters burn in hell at the end of a cartoon: Jerry and those scientists from "The Greatest Idea Ever". Going to make others burn in hell, too? =D

HotDiggedyDemon 2008-11-24 03:08:57

oh shi-

I forgot there was a flash series called How to Succeed on Newgrounds. But my advice is better, right?

HandsomeWarrior 2008-11-24 03:19:31

How to be successful on Newgrounds # 1:

Post videos on YouTube plugging their merchandise.

RooAlex 2008-11-24 04:58:02

I gotta go with zackyboy2's comment, have a big, ol' schlong, A and B, do what you do best. Like make flash movies or games or, what I do, music! XP

Cz-Backlash 2008-11-24 04:58:39

Noted that the calender will never fall apart in my hand. Thanks Max.

RubberNinja 2008-11-24 05:08:46

I don't remember buying one.. But for some reason one came in the mail anyway!

HotDiggedyDemon 2008-11-24 05:08:46

Yeah they've been giving them away as prizes for contests. I already have 3!

Yoshio 2008-11-24 06:11:48

I got my calender for free from Tom Fulp himself

JOHNNY29 2008-11-24 06:17:35

I like the looks of the calendar.

ZekeySpaceyLizard 2008-11-24 06:58:05

wiggity wiggity wack

squeakytoad 2008-11-24 07:24:14

This calendar is sturdy.
It's sturdy.

Some calendars you can't even pick em up!
You can't even pick em up!

IT'S GOT A POSTER RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE!?
IT'S GOT A POSTER RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE!?

You can't just-
You can't just buy a calendar like this.

You can't rip this!
You can't rip this!

I don't know why you'd wanna.
I don't know why you'd wanna.

Cause it's so great.
It's got a lot of great.

This will be there for all eternity.
Eternity.
Eternity.

HotDiggedyDemon 2008-11-24 07:24:14

Represent

FrozenFire 2008-11-24 08:16:18

Haha you sound fucking just like the cartoons. All nasal.

<3 it.

ALSO Move out of your parents house shieeet

HotDiggedyDemon 2008-11-24 08:16:18

FUCK YOU I GET BREAKFAST IN BED!

lemonshaman 2008-11-24 08:44:40

awww i liked the mean dad why does this one need to be nice? D:

HotDiggedyDemon 2008-11-24 08:44:40

who says he's going to be nice?

lenkalamari 2008-11-24 10:41:06

I love how non linear the jerry series is.

Niemanns 2008-11-24 10:45:17

The "Max Rules" is fake!!!

HotDiggedyDemon 2008-11-24 10:45:17

lies!

I-smel 2008-11-24 11:33:47

This next one's obviously Jerry's conception.

I won a calendar, what the hell is SUPER ACTION DANGER HAWKS?
This calendar hasn't fallen apart in my hands yet, I'll keep you all updated.

HotDiggedyDemon 2008-11-24 11:33:47

this next one obviously ISN'T Jerry's conception

flashfrog 2008-11-24 12:51:18

*high voice* CAN I PICK IT UP?

HotDiggedyDemon 2008-11-24 12:51:18

YEAH GO AHEAD PICK IT UP

More Results