Jessica Alba called and she said that she thinks you're cute and she wants to go out on a date with you. She's gunna call you, so you should like, go and wait by your phone and shit. Keep waiting until she calls.
LOL APREL FULZ LOLOLOLOLOLOOLOL
...Wait a minute, it's April 9th? Fuck, now I sound like a jackass.
Well, this is awkward
Cyberdevil
lol