What do crabs eat?

2011-05-29 13:03:07 by HotDiggedyDemon

I need to know

What do crabs eat?


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WunderbarWunderbar

2011-05-29 13:06:16

Herpes.


ForNoReasonForNoReason

2011-05-29 13:10:57

small shrimp and people


Manly-ChickenManly-Chicken

2011-05-29 13:26:22

Penis.


ThyGentlemanThyGentleman

2011-05-29 13:27:20

Well when you get crabs its probly best to just shave.


ThundaboomThundaboom

2011-05-29 13:33:44

Your mom's pussy.


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2011-05-29 13:34:48

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sweet21sweet21

2011-05-29 13:39:44

Most eat decomposing animals, others eat small fish, or any birds stupid enough to wander THAT close to something with a claw.


KajenxKajenx

2011-05-29 13:50:10

It looks like a really big louse. o_o


RicePirateRicePirate

2011-05-29 13:50:51

Rainbow bubblegum forests... and pink little ponies.


VidGameDudeVidGameDude

2011-05-29 14:03:18

They're cannibals...what else?


SystemOfAtteSystemOfAtte

2011-05-29 14:12:29

Typically, they munch on pieces of dead fish or whatever else happens to wind up on the bay or ocean bottom, since that's where they live. They will mostly live off plankton and other types of water plantation. They also eat some small fish in the wild. They will eat what they find, including partially decomposed items. They also eat hatchling turtles. Some species have been known to eat guano (bat droppings).


ChiUsagiChiUsagi

2011-05-29 14:24:18

depends on the craaaab i know the Takashigani (Japanese spider crab) eats dead things. no questions asked on what it is, and i would assume that they are opportunist feeders, and they eat whatever dead stuff they get.


KpheeyatKpheeyat

2011-05-29 14:43:25

"Crabs are omnivores, feeding primarily on algae,[20] and taking any other food, including molluscs, worms, other crustaceans, fungi, bacteria and detritus, depending on their availability and the crab species. For many crabs, a mixed diet of plant and animal matter results in the fastest growth and greatest fitness.[21][22]" - Wikipedia, mate. :D If you'd like to thank me in any way, I'm looking for a place to use my humble voice acting skills in :D
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WikipedoWikipedo

2011-05-29 14:55:10

crabs eat your dick!
Seriously kill them as fast as possible.
A family of 1000 crabs will eat one inch each week.

A crab as big as that one in the picture might even need several dicks[1] a week on its own.

[1]- unless when you're black, then your dick grows back faster as the crab can eat.


JBKJBK

2011-05-29 15:07:02

something seemingly random and seemingly funny


happyrainbowparadisehappyrainbowparadise

2011-05-29 15:07:47

the real question is how do you cook crab?


IndigorainIndigorain

2011-05-29 15:13:46

Giant catfish


Art-ZArt-Z

2011-05-29 15:33:05

I have the feeling that the crab is gonna eat that person. Wait! I DIDN'T MEAN IT! AHH! THAT CRAB IS GONNA EAT ME! GAWWWWWWW!!!


DemiseAnimationDemiseAnimation

2011-05-29 15:41:51

Why?


InfiniityInfiniity

2011-05-29 15:54:49

Bronies.


ryphosryphos

2011-05-29 16:23:15

pretty sure that's a lobster


PeglayPeglay

2011-05-29 16:24:31

They eat dicks!


I-smelI-smel

2011-05-29 16:29:02

naughty little children who dont do what they're told!!!


Josh-BJosh-B

2011-05-29 17:16:32

pubic hairs


RedWolf25RedWolf25

2011-05-29 17:42:47

I'd say... the dude holding it.


molkmanmolkman

2011-05-29 18:15:18

They eat wikipedia.


SunTzuSaidThatSunTzuSaidThat

2011-05-29 19:15:24

humans


X-PloderX-Ploder

2011-05-29 19:20:01

Crabby Patties


RedMongooseRedMongoose

2011-05-29 20:10:34

they eat their own shit and then laugh about it because they think they are better than everyone else and that their own shit tastes funny fuck you


KhawnerLKhawnerL

2011-05-29 20:23:26

your mom ONED


AleksandrtheGreatAleksandrtheGreat

2011-05-29 22:06:41

Woah.... what the fuck is that? Are you sure its a species of crab and not a lobster?


SkoopleFloopSkoopleFloop

2011-05-29 22:24:07

And here's me thinking you were gunna announce another brilliantly animated cartoon.. BOOOOO!

>:(


JoshuamanJoshuaman

2011-05-29 22:37:08

Are you even sure that thing IS a crab? to me, it looks like a hybrid of a lobster and a trilobite,but anyway,some eats small fish and plankton,but eating something out of it's natural diet cannot change it's entire physical build,I suggest it really is a Hybrid of some sort,Either that or it is photoshop'd,I mean seriously lots of things are undiscovered,so people make things up,others find things out...I'm weird right?


JazLyteJazLyte

2011-05-29 22:38:56

Kabutops


AkkereAkkere

2011-05-30 00:17:59

Crabs are omnivores, feeding primarily on algae, and taking any other food, including molluscs, worms, other crustaceans, fungi, bacteria and detritus, depending on their availability and the crab species. For many crabs, a mixed diet of plant and animal matter results in the fastest growth and greatest fitness.

Now, with that out of the way, that is most certainly not a crab.
That is something that appears in my nightmares to devour my feet.


BrookBrainwashBrookBrainwash

2011-05-30 01:23:31

Well, I'm no expert, but it seems that crustacean had consumed that poor man's arm.

His tail is very strong and can be supported at that angle BTW.


celsiusdarkdragoncelsiusdarkdragon

2011-05-30 03:51:19

Crabs eat pubic hair


TheMAMTheMAM

2011-05-30 04:58:22

They eat people with big ego's! Do you happen to know anybody with a big ego? Huh? Huh? HUH?!!!


SmorgishmorgSmorgishmorg

2011-05-30 11:17:50

^Too much sugar.


sweetpopcornsweetpopcorn

2011-06-01 14:34:01

what animation software do u use!!!!


RawnernRawnern

2011-06-03 08:47:56

Done with Left 4 Ned?


TWINTWISTER12TWINTWISTER12

2011-06-13 18:14:27

dick


bleeduntildeathbleeduntildeath

2011-06-14 17:18:23

other crabs


RabbidpuppyRabbidpuppy

2011-06-16 15:12:12

pubes i think?


PumpkidPumpkid

2011-06-17 14:49:56

What DO crabs eat that make them almost as monstrous and mutated like the one in the picture? The world may never know.


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